Pissfists

 friend: i like my piss to be loud and forceful, it tells the woman i've got a urethra as wide as a 4 lane highway with enough pressure to pressure washer the sidewalk
 friend: like if i pissed on her face she would get a black eye because it's like getting constantly punched
 friend: i pee a constant stream of fists

For the WoW nerds...

Developer: and this is why I hate computers:

System.InvalidCastException: Unable to cast object of type 'AlternateID' to type 'LifeTimeMembership.AlternateID'.

 Me: Interrupt the cast?
Developer: you motherfucker