Jay Z Theory

mike.0: What if jay z was white
Nate Dawgg: that's a world that I don't want to live in
mike.0: When people talk about parallel universes they should discuss then in variations of jay z
Nate Dawgg: People like Michio Kaku
mike.0: This universe is jay z ^3rd
mike.0: Ensign we've got a depth of three jay zs on the port side
Nate Dawgg: Aye aye captain, adjusting course and increasing to warp jay z 1
mike.0: You think this is a motherfucking game?
Nate Dawgg: No captain
mike.0: I wish I could paste in a cat picture right now
mike.0: That's so jay z
Nate Dawgg: I bet jay z could do it
Nate Dawgg: he could succeed where you have failed
mike.0: Who the fuck is jay z
Nate Dawgg: WHat if every kernel of popcorn is a part of jay z's consciousness
mike.0: Mind popping those kernels of delicious reality
mike.0: What if Aristotle was the gene shallot of classic Greece and everyone hated his movie reviews
Nate Dawgg: that's just ludacris