Monday, February 27, 2012

So nasty.


Thomas O'Handley says (9:38 PM)
Why don't I ever get quoted on your gay ass blog faggot?
Nathan Williams says (9:38 PM)
I don't put fags on my blog
Thomas O'Handley says (9:38 PM)
WHAT
I CAN'T HEAR YOU
Thomas O'Handley says (9:39 PM)
ALL I HEAR IS THE SOUND OF A STRONG WIND BLOWING THROUGH YOUR GAPING HOLE
Nathan Williams says (9:39 PM)
LMFAO
That's going up there.

Monday, February 20, 2012

I love my friends.


[08:56] Mike-a-lapi: hey
[08:56] Mike-a-lapi: you at work?
[08:56] Nate Dawgg: F yeah I am!
[08:56] Mike-a-lapi: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'M NOT!
[08:56] Mike-a-lapi: BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[08:56] Nate Dawgg: You motherfucker!
[08:56] *** Mike-a-lapi signed off at 8:56 AM.

Thursday, February 9, 2012

Jetski For Sale


 Nate Dawgg: apparently camo hanky means outdoor sex
 Nate Dawgg: according to the hanky code.
 Jenn-a-lapi: what? lol
 Jenn-a-lapi: i didn't know there was a hanky code
 Nate Dawgg: Ugh, yes
 Jenn-a-lapi: does it mean you've HAD outdoor sex
 Jenn-a-lapi: or you want it
 Nate Dawgg: No it means you're into that
 Jenn-a-lapi: gotcha
 Jenn-a-lapi: haha
 Jenn-a-lapi: that's strange
 Jenn-a-lapi: tell me more about this hanky code.
 Nate Dawgg: It originated in the 70's as a way for gay and bisexual men to discreetly advertise what they were into or what they were looking for
 Jenn-a-lapi: interesting
Nate Dawgg: DIfferent colors mean different things, and sometimes in different pockets they mean different things
 Jenn-a-lapi: but always for men that want a man?
 Nate Dawgg: It started that way, yes.
 Jenn-a-lapi: i mean, is this why i don't knowhaha
 Nate Dawgg: haha it's mainly stayed in the gay community and swingers.
 Nate Dawgg: LIke if you were into watersports you'd wear a yellow hanky in your back pocket
Nate Dawgg: Black = s&m, that sort of thing.
 Jenn-a-lapi: haha you wanna tell people you're into watersports?
 Jenn-a-lapi: why can't you just SAY you're into watersports
 Jenn-a-lapi: that's not taboo
 Jenn-a-lapi: hahahah
 Jenn-a-lapi: "psssst. yo. i like to jetski"
 Nate Dawgg: LOL watersports = pee play
 Jenn-a-lapi: omg
 Jenn-a-lapi: hahahaa
Nate Dawgg: Bless your innocent little heart.
 Jenn-a-lapi: i'm SO NAIVE
 Jenn-a-lapi: LOL
 Nate Dawgg: HAHAHAHAHA
 Jenn-a-lapi: ok this made me laugh pretty hard
 Jenn-a-lapi: hahahaha
Nate Dawgg: LMAO
 Nate Dawgg: This is why I'm friends with you hahahahahahaha
 Jenn-a-lapi: i said i like to jetski! hahahahahahahaha
 Nate Dawgg: LMAO
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 Jenn-a-lapi: i shared with charlene
 Jenn-a-lapi: hahaha
 Jenn-a-lapi: hear her laughing?
 Nate Dawgg: ROFL no
 Nate Dawgg: I see her though
 Nate Dawgg: Her face is REEEEEED
 Jenn-a-lapi: hahahahaha
     Nate Dawgg: Hey pal, you ever been jet skiing?
     Charlene: hahaha!
     Charlene: no - i haven't
     Charlene: lol
 Jenn-a-lapi: SO HARD not to laugh when it's quiet
 Jenn-a-lapi: ahahaha
 Jenn-a-lapi: hahahahahaha
 Jenn-a-lapi: good stuff, good stuff