Epic 'stache brah

xx53] Friend: just parading around here with your rich bitch moustache
xx53] Nate Dawgg: You're just jealous
xx54] Friend: what are you talking about, i have a regal 'lestor stache
xx54] Nate Dawgg: I know deep down you want your own rich bitch model.
xx54] Nate Dawgg: I've seen the look in other people's eyes before
xx55] Friend: hahahaha
xx55] Nate Dawgg: I know the signs
xx55] Nate Dawgg: A slight glassing over of the eyes during conversation
xx55] Nate Dawgg: Several quick and furtive downward glances toward my upper lip
xx56] Friend: no...i'm not staring at your stache...i'm uh..reading your lips
xx56] Nate Dawgg: Slight beads of sweat forming on the forehead and a hurried, almost frantic increase in speaking speed
xx56] Friend: hahahaha
xx56] Nate Dawgg: an occasional lick of the lips to re-moisten
xx57] Nate Dawgg: These are the flavors of moustache jealousy.
xx57] Friend: do you wax your stache
xx57] Nate Dawgg: No but I wax your mom's once a week
xx57] Friend: hahahaa