Friendship.

mike.0: I wish I was pals with Danny glover
mike.0: He could tell me about all the shit he's too old for
Nate Dawgg: I wish I was friends with Gary Busey
Nate Dawgg: He could tell me about corn apples fox conspiracy mittens beer tornado.

Never eating chicken tandoori again.

Cheap Tricks

Mister Monkey: OH
Mister Monkey: MY
Mister Monkey: GOD
Mister Monkey: [redacted] is goin to new zealand for her honeymoon
 Mister Monkey: *frowns angrily*
 Nate Dawgg: OMG WTF
 Nate Dawgg: She BETTER NOT visit the shire without us!
 Nate Dawgg: How the hell did she pull that off
 Mister Monkey: I dunno
 Mister Monkey: doing a small < 100 people wedding here
Nate Dawgg: I WANNA GO SEE HELM'S DEEP!
 Mister Monkey: I can never go there
 Mister Monkey: I cannot risk bringing the ring so close to mordor
 Nate Dawgg: Indeed
 Nate Dawgg: The great eye sees all
 Mister Monkey: yes
 Mister Monkey: must keep it secret
Nate Dawgg: Well
 Nate Dawgg: You could always..let..ME...carry it.  Just for a while.  It's such a burden.
 Mister Monkey: NO
 Mister Monkey: IT'S MINE
Mister Monkey: *frowns angrily*
 Nate Dawgg: WHY SHOULDN'T IT COME TO ME
 Mister Monkey: b/c it's my one
 Mister Monkey: my own
 Mister Monkey: myyyyyyyyyyy
 Mister Monkey: preeeeeeeeeeeecious
 Nate Dawgg: It's been called that before.
 Nate Dawgg: But not by you.
 Mister Monkey: YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
 Nate Dawgg: MISTER MONKEY BAGGINS!  DO NOT TAKE ME FOR SOME CONJURER OF CHEAP TRICKS!!!!   *thunderstorm*
 * Nate Dawgg buzzes Mister Monkey!
 Nate Dawgg: I'm only trying to help you.
 Mister Monkey: but
 Mister Monkey: your tricks are cheapest in town
 Nate Dawgg: ...you sonofa
 Mister Monkey: *smiles smugly*

Boogies

Me: I hate it when you go to pull a booger out your nose, and you can feel it moving in your sinuses and you think it's gonna be epic, and it breaks off, and you go back in to dig AND IT'S DISAPPEARED
 Mister X: yes
 Me: It's almost like they're conscious
 Me: and do not want to leave their home
 Mister X: yes
 Mister X: they are sentient
Mister X: the ones that come out are the elders
 Mister X: they are sent down the bright cave once they reach an appropriate age
 Me: No one in the sinus village really knows what happens when the elders leave the bright cave
 Me: It's a closely guarded secret
 Me: They just know that it is the way of things, and always has been
 Mister X: they just know that they great beige dragon comes for them
 Mister X: and transports them to the next stage of their being