Cheap Tricks

Mister Monkey: OH
Mister Monkey: MY
Mister Monkey: GOD
Mister Monkey: [redacted] is goin to new zealand for her honeymoon
 Mister Monkey: *frowns angrily*
 Nate Dawgg: OMG WTF
 Nate Dawgg: She BETTER NOT visit the shire without us!
 Nate Dawgg: How the hell did she pull that off
 Mister Monkey: I dunno
 Mister Monkey: doing a small < 100 people wedding here
Nate Dawgg: I WANNA GO SEE HELM'S DEEP!
 Mister Monkey: I can never go there
 Mister Monkey: I cannot risk bringing the ring so close to mordor
 Nate Dawgg: Indeed
 Nate Dawgg: The great eye sees all
 Mister Monkey: yes
 Mister Monkey: must keep it secret
Nate Dawgg: Well
 Nate Dawgg: You could always..let..ME...carry it.  Just for a while.  It's such a burden.
 Mister Monkey: NO
 Mister Monkey: IT'S MINE
Mister Monkey: *frowns angrily*
 Nate Dawgg: WHY SHOULDN'T IT COME TO ME
 Mister Monkey: b/c it's my one
 Mister Monkey: my own
 Mister Monkey: myyyyyyyyyyy
 Mister Monkey: preeeeeeeeeeeecious
 Nate Dawgg: It's been called that before.
 Nate Dawgg: But not by you.
 Mister Monkey: YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
 Nate Dawgg: MISTER MONKEY BAGGINS!  DO NOT TAKE ME FOR SOME CONJURER OF CHEAP TRICKS!!!!   *thunderstorm*
 * Nate Dawgg buzzes Mister Monkey!
 Nate Dawgg: I'm only trying to help you.
 Mister Monkey: but
 Mister Monkey: your tricks are cheapest in town
 Nate Dawgg: ...you sonofa
 Mister Monkey: *smiles smugly*