So nasty.

Thomas O'Handley says (9:38 PM)
Why don't I ever get quoted on your gay ass blog faggot?
Nathan Williams says (9:38 PM)
I don't put fags on my blog
Thomas O'Handley says (9:38 PM)
WHAT
I CAN'T HEAR YOU
Thomas O'Handley says (9:39 PM)
ALL I HEAR IS THE SOUND OF A STRONG WIND BLOWING THROUGH YOUR GAPING HOLE
Nathan Williams says (9:39 PM)
LMFAO
That's going up there.

I love my friends.

[08:56] Mike-a-lapi: hey
[08:56] Mike-a-lapi: you at work?
[08:56] Nate Dawgg: F yeah I am!
[08:56] Mike-a-lapi: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'M NOT!
[08:56] Mike-a-lapi: BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[08:56] Nate Dawgg: You motherfucker!
[08:56] *** Mike-a-lapi signed off at 8:56 AM.

Jetski For Sale

 Nate Dawgg: apparently camo hanky means outdoor sex
 Nate Dawgg: according to the hanky code.
 Jenn-a-lapi: what? lol
 Jenn-a-lapi: i didn't know there was a hanky code
 Nate Dawgg: Ugh, yes
 Jenn-a-lapi: does it mean you've HAD outdoor sex
 Jenn-a-lapi: or you want it
 Nate Dawgg: No it means you're into that
 Jenn-a-lapi: gotcha
 Jenn-a-lapi: haha
 Jenn-a-lapi: that's strange
 Jenn-a-lapi: tell me more about this hanky code.
 Nate Dawgg: It originated in the 70's as a way for gay and bisexual men to discreetly advertise what they were into or what they were looking for
 Jenn-a-lapi: interesting
Nate Dawgg: DIfferent colors mean different things, and sometimes in different pockets they mean different things
 Jenn-a-lapi: but always for men that want a man?
 Nate Dawgg: It started that way, yes.
 Jenn-a-lapi: i mean, is this why i don't knowhaha
 Nate Dawgg: haha it's mainly stayed in the gay community and swingers.
 Nate Dawgg: LIke if you were into watersports you'd wear a yellow hanky in your back pocket
Nate Dawgg: Black = s&m, that sort of thing.
 Jenn-a-lapi: haha you wanna tell people you're into watersports?
 Jenn-a-lapi: why can't you just SAY you're into watersports
 Jenn-a-lapi: that's not taboo
 Jenn-a-lapi: hahahah
 Jenn-a-lapi: "psssst. yo. i like to jetski"
 Nate Dawgg: LOL watersports = pee play
 Jenn-a-lapi: omg
 Jenn-a-lapi: hahahaa
Nate Dawgg: Bless your innocent little heart.
 Jenn-a-lapi: i'm SO NAIVE
 Jenn-a-lapi: LOL
 Nate Dawgg: HAHAHAHAHA
 Jenn-a-lapi: ok this made me laugh pretty hard
 Jenn-a-lapi: hahahaha
Nate Dawgg: LMAO
 Nate Dawgg: This is why I'm friends with you hahahahahahaha
 Jenn-a-lapi: i said i like to jetski! hahahahahahahaha
 Nate Dawgg: LMAO
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 Jenn-a-lapi: i shared with charlene
 Jenn-a-lapi: hahaha
 Jenn-a-lapi: hear her laughing?
 Nate Dawgg: ROFL no
 Nate Dawgg: I see her though
 Nate Dawgg: Her face is REEEEEED
 Jenn-a-lapi: hahahahaha
     Nate Dawgg: Hey pal, you ever been jet skiing?
     Charlene: hahaha!
     Charlene: no - i haven't
     Charlene: lol
 Jenn-a-lapi: SO HARD not to laugh when it's quiet
 Jenn-a-lapi: ahahaha
 Jenn-a-lapi: hahahahahaha
 Jenn-a-lapi: good stuff, good stuff

Jay Z Theory

mike.0: What if jay z was white
Nate Dawgg: that's a world that I don't want to live in
mike.0: When people talk about parallel universes they should discuss then in variations of jay z
Nate Dawgg: People like Michio Kaku
mike.0: This universe is jay z ^3rd
mike.0: Ensign we've got a depth of three jay zs on the port side
Nate Dawgg: Aye aye captain, adjusting course and increasing to warp jay z 1
mike.0: You think this is a motherfucking game?
Nate Dawgg: No captain
mike.0: I wish I could paste in a cat picture right now
mike.0: That's so jay z
Nate Dawgg: I bet jay z could do it
Nate Dawgg: he could succeed where you have failed
mike.0: Who the fuck is jay z
Nate Dawgg: WHat if every kernel of popcorn is a part of jay z's consciousness
mike.0: Mind popping those kernels of delicious reality
mike.0: What if Aristotle was the gene shallot of classic Greece and everyone hated his movie reviews
Nate Dawgg: that's just ludacris

Friendship.

mike.0: I wish I was pals with Danny glover
mike.0: He could tell me about all the shit he's too old for
Nate Dawgg: I wish I was friends with Gary Busey
Nate Dawgg: He could tell me about corn apples fox conspiracy mittens beer tornado.

Never eating chicken tandoori again.

Cheap Tricks

Mister Monkey: OH
Mister Monkey: MY
Mister Monkey: GOD
Mister Monkey: [redacted] is goin to new zealand for her honeymoon
 Mister Monkey: *frowns angrily*
 Nate Dawgg: OMG WTF
 Nate Dawgg: She BETTER NOT visit the shire without us!
 Nate Dawgg: How the hell did she pull that off
 Mister Monkey: I dunno
 Mister Monkey: doing a small < 100 people wedding here
Nate Dawgg: I WANNA GO SEE HELM'S DEEP!
 Mister Monkey: I can never go there
 Mister Monkey: I cannot risk bringing the ring so close to mordor
 Nate Dawgg: Indeed
 Nate Dawgg: The great eye sees all
 Mister Monkey: yes
 Mister Monkey: must keep it secret
Nate Dawgg: Well
 Nate Dawgg: You could always..let..ME...carry it.  Just for a while.  It's such a burden.
 Mister Monkey: NO
 Mister Monkey: IT'S MINE
Mister Monkey: *frowns angrily*
 Nate Dawgg: WHY SHOULDN'T IT COME TO ME
 Mister Monkey: b/c it's my one
 Mister Monkey: my own
 Mister Monkey: myyyyyyyyyyy
 Mister Monkey: preeeeeeeeeeeecious
 Nate Dawgg: It's been called that before.
 Nate Dawgg: But not by you.
 Mister Monkey: YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
 Nate Dawgg: MISTER MONKEY BAGGINS!  DO NOT TAKE ME FOR SOME CONJURER OF CHEAP TRICKS!!!!   *thunderstorm*
 * Nate Dawgg buzzes Mister Monkey!
 Nate Dawgg: I'm only trying to help you.
 Mister Monkey: but
 Mister Monkey: your tricks are cheapest in town
 Nate Dawgg: ...you sonofa
 Mister Monkey: *smiles smugly*