* Nate Dawgg kicks your shin
* Mister Monkey kicks your chair
* Nate Dawgg kicks your beard
* Mister Monkey summons chuck norris from his beard and has him roundhouse your coffee cup
* Nate Dawgg summons bruce lee from his coffee cup and he judo chops the shit out of chuck norris AND THEN does a 3rd degree double flying dragon kick to your beard
* Mister Monkey summons Lui Kang from chuck norris' remains and has him bicycle kick bruce lee in his tiny head
* Nate Dawgg summons Shang Tsung to murder Liu Kang's little brother in an elaborate plot to get him to forfeit the rights to Earth to the Emperor Shao Khan BUT pre-warns Shang Tsung of Liu Kang's growing power and tutelage from Lord Raiden, allowing Shang Tsung to murder Raiden before he can complete his training, making Liu Kang a weak fighter who is easily defeated in the first tournament of Mortal Kombat. After suffering this crushing defeat, Shao Khan invades Earth Realm with his armies from Outworld and claims the entire planet as a slave planet.
* Mister Monkey pbbts on the whole lot of em
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