xx05] Friend: nathan, have you ever considered the benefits of doing a barrel roll?
xx07] Me: It has been something I thought about in the past, but how would I get started? It seems too hard for me.
xx08] Friend: well you're in luck!
xx08] Me: :D
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xx19] Me: you left me hanging
xx19] Me: I was all excited about hearing about the benefits of barrel rolling
xx19] Me: Now I'm going to commit suicide
xx20] Friend: what are you talking about
xx20] Friend: barrel rolling?
xx20] Me: oh god I'm losing my mind
xx20] Friend: i would never say that, don't you ever say that to me
xx20] Me: it's all coming apart
xx20] Me: WHYYYYYYYYYYYY
xx21] Me: MY WIFE IS SLEEPING WITH MY BEST FRIEND'S COUSIN WHO IS BLACK!
xx22] Me: MY DAUGHTER PUTS LO LLYPOPS INTO CAT'S VAGINAS!
xx22] Me: my whole life is a lie.
xx22] NMe: *sniffles* I wish I knew how to barrel roll T_T
xx26] Me: I can't even flush the commode without thinking of eunice now.
xx27] Friend: wtf daug
xx28] Me: I'm sorry man
xx28] Me: I didn't mean to unload all that on you
xx28] Me: I just got to thinking about barrel rolls and I kind of lost track of myself.
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