:(

 Friend: I wanna fly over the poles
Me: I wanna visit your pole
 Friend: INAPPROPRIATE DIALOGUE
 Friend: YOUR MESSAGE HAS BEEN FLAGGED FOR FAG

Oh, so THAT'S what those are called.

xx26] Friend: you know
xx26] Friend: I hate bungie dumpers
xx26] Me: HHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!
xx26] Me: Explain this to me
xx27] Friend: it's the little turd that hangs on to the inside of your colon by a tiny thread and refuses to let go.  He's like, "I don't wanna go in the toilet" and you say, "but you can't go back now" and he says, "I'll just hang here and wait for the tp"
xx28] Me: OMG LMAO
xx28] Me: I know exactly what you are referring to then
xx28] Friend: little bastards
xx28] Friend: they are especially trecherous for us standers
xx29] Friend: b/c if they get brave at the last second, they can potentially end up on your trousers
xx29] Friend: and that is NOT good
xx29] Me: OMG
xx29] Me: ROFL

Lesbians, I swear.*

Teh Sleepiez Are Coming!

xx52] Nate Dawgg: omg
xx52] Nate Dawgg: sleepiez
xx52] Nate Dawgg: They haven't been around me in forever! wtf!
xx52] MrMonkey: kill them
xx52] MrMonkey: they are going to eat your eyelids
xx53] Nate Dawgg: they're already gnawing on my eyelashes
xx53] MrMonkey: might as well take a nap
xx53] Nate Dawgg: but I've got stuff to do!
xx54] MrMonkey: it can wait till after you nap
xx54] Nate Dawgg: Nein
xx54] MrMonkey: ja
xx00] Nate Dawgg: I told the sleepies that you had free candy
xx00] MrMonkey: I know they attacked
xx00] MrMonkey: I told them I gave all my candy to you and you keep it under your eyelids
xx01] MrMonkey: :>
xx02] Nate Dawgg: You SOB
xx03] MrMonkey: *snicker*
xx04] Nate Dawgg: My god
xx04] Nate Dawgg: they are attacking in full force
xx05] MrMonkey: I gave them a few drowzies from my pack of musenex.
xx05] Nate Dawgg: oh
xx05] Nate Dawgg: my
xx05] Nate Dawgg: god
xx05] Nate Dawgg: you traitor
xx05] MrMonkey: should not have told them I had candy
xx05] MrMonkey: :>
xx12] Nate Dawgg: I told them that you had steak dinner AND coated all of them and the drowsies with superglue ^_^
xx12] Nate Dawgg: You're effed
xx12] MrMonkey: LOL
xx12] MrMonkey: superglue dried before they got here
xx13] Nate Dawgg: Nuh unh it was slow drying superglue
xx13] MrMonkey: LOL
xx13] MrMonkey: that's ok
xx13] MrMonkey: I just releast an air raid of snoozies
xx13] MrMonkey: good luck, sir
xx13] MrMonkey: better take cover
xx14] Nate Dawgg: The 17th Batallion of the Nappies have launched surface-to-air dream missiles at your snoozies
xx14] MrMonkey: oh damn
xx14] MrMonkey: this is getting epic
xx15] Nate Dawgg: Haha it is
xx15] Nate Dawgg: It's WWIII
xx17] MrMonkey: Slumbers are inc from the sea
xx18] Nate Dawgg: lolCatnap snipers are waiting in the trenches
xx18] MrMonkey: oh snap
xx18] Nate Dawgg: With a regimine of powernap tanks behind them
xx18] MrMonkey: damn
xx18] MrMonkey: better break out the zzzzzzzzzz artillary
xx19] MrMonkey: damnit
xx19] MrMonkey: I can't think of any other sleep names
xx19] MrMonkey: I am defeated
xx19] MrMonkey: I-)
xx20] Nate Dawgg: I'm sending yawnie spies to infiltrate
xx20] Nate Dawgg: and stretchie double agents
xx20] Nate Dawgg: you were crushed.
xx20] Nate Dawgg: and now I want a nap.
xx21] Nate Dawgg: I-)
xx21] MrMonkey: LOL
xx21] MrMonkey: we both lose
xx22] Nate Dawgg: In war, everyone loses.
xx22] MrMonkey: ROFL

Barbarian Wars!

mike.0: my barbarian's name is Roy, Roy the Barbarian
xx02] Nate Dawgg: Can I have a barbarian too?
xx02] mike.0: sure, you just have to catch one in a barbar-ball
xx03] Nate Dawgg: Fantastic
xx03] mike.0: and then train him to fight against other barbarians
xx03] Nate Dawgg: Excellent
xx03] mike.0: my barabarian is of the Angry type
xx03] Nate Dawgg: Elmer, I choose you!
xx03] mike.0: it is strong against Reasoning types and weak against ANGRIER types
xx04] Nate Dawgg: Elmer is of the Poetic type
xx04] mike.0: hahaha
xx04] Nate Dawgg: He is weak against all types except other Poetic types
xx04] mike.0: lol
xx05] Nate Dawgg: But his Iambic Pentameter attack is very strong, he can only use it when he has a Manic Depressive card in play
xx05] mike.0: hahahaha
xx06] mike.0: my barbarian counters with 'Confused Grunt'!
xx07] Nate Dawgg: Your Confused Grunt sends my barbarian into Psycho Overdrive; he explodes in a AoE blast of tears and cuts his own ear off because he is misunderstood.