Teh Sleepiez Are Coming!

xx52] Nate Dawgg: omg
xx52] Nate Dawgg: sleepiez
xx52] Nate Dawgg: They haven't been around me in forever! wtf!
xx52] MrMonkey: kill them
xx52] MrMonkey: they are going to eat your eyelids
xx53] Nate Dawgg: they're already gnawing on my eyelashes
xx53] MrMonkey: might as well take a nap
xx53] Nate Dawgg: but I've got stuff to do!
xx54] MrMonkey: it can wait till after you nap
xx54] Nate Dawgg: Nein
xx54] MrMonkey: ja
xx00] Nate Dawgg: I told the sleepies that you had free candy
xx00] MrMonkey: I know they attacked
xx00] MrMonkey: I told them I gave all my candy to you and you keep it under your eyelids
xx01] MrMonkey: :>
xx02] Nate Dawgg: You SOB
xx03] MrMonkey: *snicker*
xx04] Nate Dawgg: My god
xx04] Nate Dawgg: they are attacking in full force
xx05] MrMonkey: I gave them a few drowzies from my pack of musenex.
xx05] Nate Dawgg: oh
xx05] Nate Dawgg: my
xx05] Nate Dawgg: god
xx05] Nate Dawgg: you traitor
xx05] MrMonkey: should not have told them I had candy
xx05] MrMonkey: :>
xx12] Nate Dawgg: I told them that you had steak dinner AND coated all of them and the drowsies with superglue ^_^
xx12] Nate Dawgg: You're effed
xx12] MrMonkey: LOL
xx12] MrMonkey: superglue dried before they got here
xx13] Nate Dawgg: Nuh unh it was slow drying superglue
xx13] MrMonkey: LOL
xx13] MrMonkey: that's ok
xx13] MrMonkey: I just releast an air raid of snoozies
xx13] MrMonkey: good luck, sir
xx13] MrMonkey: better take cover
xx14] Nate Dawgg: The 17th Batallion of the Nappies have launched surface-to-air dream missiles at your snoozies
xx14] MrMonkey: oh damn
xx14] MrMonkey: this is getting epic
xx15] Nate Dawgg: Haha it is
xx15] Nate Dawgg: It's WWIII
xx17] MrMonkey: Slumbers are inc from the sea
xx18] Nate Dawgg: lolCatnap snipers are waiting in the trenches
xx18] MrMonkey: oh snap
xx18] Nate Dawgg: With a regimine of powernap tanks behind them
xx18] MrMonkey: damn
xx18] MrMonkey: better break out the zzzzzzzzzz artillary
xx19] MrMonkey: damnit
xx19] MrMonkey: I can't think of any other sleep names
xx19] MrMonkey: I am defeated
xx19] MrMonkey: I-)
xx20] Nate Dawgg: I'm sending yawnie spies to infiltrate
xx20] Nate Dawgg: and stretchie double agents
xx20] Nate Dawgg: you were crushed.
xx20] Nate Dawgg: and now I want a nap.
xx21] Nate Dawgg: I-)
xx21] MrMonkey: LOL
xx21] MrMonkey: we both lose
xx22] Nate Dawgg: In war, everyone loses.
xx22] MrMonkey: ROFL