Barbarian Wars!

mike.0: my barbarian's name is Roy, Roy the Barbarian
xx02] Nate Dawgg: Can I have a barbarian too?
xx02] mike.0: sure, you just have to catch one in a barbar-ball
xx03] Nate Dawgg: Fantastic
xx03] mike.0: and then train him to fight against other barbarians
xx03] Nate Dawgg: Excellent
xx03] mike.0: my barabarian is of the Angry type
xx03] Nate Dawgg: Elmer, I choose you!
xx03] mike.0: it is strong against Reasoning types and weak against ANGRIER types
xx04] Nate Dawgg: Elmer is of the Poetic type
xx04] mike.0: hahaha
xx04] Nate Dawgg: He is weak against all types except other Poetic types
xx04] mike.0: lol
xx05] Nate Dawgg: But his Iambic Pentameter attack is very strong, he can only use it when he has a Manic Depressive card in play
xx05] mike.0: hahahaha
xx06] mike.0: my barbarian counters with 'Confused Grunt'!
xx07] Nate Dawgg: Your Confused Grunt sends my barbarian into Psycho Overdrive; he explodes in a AoE blast of tears and cuts his own ear off because he is misunderstood.