Oh, so THAT'S what those are called.

xx26] Friend: you know
xx26] Friend: I hate bungie dumpers
xx26] Me: HHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!
xx26] Me: Explain this to me
xx27] Friend: it's the little turd that hangs on to the inside of your colon by a tiny thread and refuses to let go.  He's like, "I don't wanna go in the toilet" and you say, "but you can't go back now" and he says, "I'll just hang here and wait for the tp"
xx28] Me: OMG LMAO
xx28] Me: I know exactly what you are referring to then
xx28] Friend: little bastards
xx28] Friend: they are especially trecherous for us standers
xx29] Friend: b/c if they get brave at the last second, they can potentially end up on your trousers
xx29] Friend: and that is NOT good
xx29] Me: OMG
xx29] Me: ROFL